1. The couch cushions.

2. When he was finished with those, the entire inside of the couch.

3. 18 pairs of my shoes

4. Every pair of underwear that I owned, I don't even want to know how he got them all

5. 3 fish. They were just gone one day...Poor guys.

6. My favorite $300 down comforter.

7. All of our pajama pants.

8. The bathroom cabinet (There went the security deposit of our old apartment)

9. He dove right through the screen door (As if the cabinet wasn't enough.)

10. My digital camera (I'd have a more recent picture, but I don't have a new camera yet)

11. 8 lamp cords

12. 6 of my unborn daughter's stuffed animals.

13. The entire contents of the garbage can...including the can.

14. The entire Thanksgiving turkey, right off the table. I swear, I went to the basement to get some brown sugar for my carrots. When I came back, the most perfect turkey I've ever made was completely gone. He was working on the bones. The day had already been going bad, so i just sat down on the floor and cried. He dragged the turkey carcass over to me and put it in my lap and laid down. I cried harder. My boyfriend came in the room to see me covered in turkey bones, with brown sugar spilled all around me, because while I was crying, Blaze had chewed through the bag and was eating the brown sugar.

15. A whole chocolate cake...right off the stove.

16. The DVD player.

17. 2 cell phones, the chargers, and the bluetooth headsets

18. 5 leashes and collars. We had to get chain ones.

19. Every stuffed animal we've ever given him...except his snake, he just sleeps with that one. You should see it. This 70 lb dog curled up with this 3 foot yellow and black snake.

And this list makes me want to strangle him with that snake, but right now, he's snoring so loud, curled up with the snoring cat, I can't stop laughing, and I just love him. He's the biggest terror on earth.