My darling dog, Bronx, loves the game Scrabble.  Except he doesn’t like to play it.  he likes to eat it.  Save the board, he demolished all 100 scrabble tiles. He also ate a pink permanent marker, leaving a stain on the carpet and tattooing himself in the process; He’s also destroyed a handmade gift from China, a wicker basket, and he took a chunk out of my portfolio of newspaper clippings. All within two months. He is now banned to a crate when we're not home.

Sorry buddy :(