this is Koda, my four year old yellow lab. And here are some naughty things she has done:
I sliced ham for Easter, went to get the plate to serve it and it was completely gone.
Came home after a long day at work to find my crock pot unplugged and lying on the floor. He ate the entire contents of curry chicken.
Bobbing for chicken breasts...yep, snatched them right out of a pot of boiling water on the stove. Did the same with bacon out of frying pan.