Dear Santa,
I am writing to you because I have been naughty this year. Mom and dad took a picture of me to show you how naughty I was. That is not snow in the living room but stuffing from the pillow I tore up.
This is also the reason mom and dad could not put up a Christmas tree. They did not know if I would eat it or not.
Here is a list of things I did in 2007:
*Chewed a hole in the newly painted wall
*Tore up the neighbor's mail
*Went into dad's bathroom and scattered garbage from wastepaper basket (several times)
*Ate a pair mom's $100 dress shoes
*Chewed on the newly painted base board
*Went into mom's bathroom and ate whatever was in the wastepaper basket (several times)
*Ate a pair of running shoes
*Chewed on another section of the newly painted baseboard (other side of wall)
*Went into office and tore up dad's mail
*Chewed on window lattice
*Ate Benjamin's (the cat) poop (several times)
*Wiped my face on the furniture after eating (everyday)
*Destroyed 2 pillows from the couch (photo attached)
*Tore up, destroyed and ate several of Benjamin's toys
Even though this may seem like a lot, my parents still forgave me and still love me. I hope you will still come to my house and bring me some presents, especially to mom and dad. They deserve it!
Love, Allie the Boxer
came across your listing in Craig's List (I am bored at work right
now) and I just had to write you about my furry tale.
I have Allie, a 2 year old Boxer.
She had done some serious damage in 2007. So bad that I decided for our
Christmas card, she would be the Christmas card. During November, she
was sitting at home while we were at work and decided to play with my
new pillows from Pottery Barn. She destroyed one of them and stuffing
was all over the house. My husband cleaned it up before I got home, so
I never saw it. Well, a couple of weeks later, she decided to attack
the other pillow. My husband decided not to clean it up and wait for me
to come home and see it. It looked like it snowed in our living room.
I though it would make a great Christmas card. Along with the card, I
sent a "Dear Santa" letter from Allie listing all the things she did in
2007.
To this day I still get compliments on our Christmas card. Everyone
can't wait to see what this year brings. I attached the photo and the
"Dear Santa" letter. Enjoy!
