•Magazines, mail, assorted papers (this happens daily)

•Acorns, grass, leaves

•Toilet paper

•Tampons (Not sure if he actually ate these, but he got into the box and there were a bunch strewn about the apartment)

•Reef flip flops, Rainbow flip flops, black work shoes, sneakers and more (Shoes are his downfall)

•His leash and harness

•Socks, underwear, bras

•Basically anything on the floor is fair game…and anything in his reach

You would be surprised how smart yet dumb dachshunds are. He will move his doggy stairs next to my hamper, climb up, take the lid off, get in and get underwear out! But he’s also made me realize just how little material possessions matter. J