my fiancée and I had dogs when we met. I had a 1 1/2 year old  uber bully (boxer/bulldog/pit-bull) named Duchessand he had a 1 1/2 year old standard poodle -Mr. Bob (i call him sideshow Bob  because he has crazy hair)Bobby has eaten pretty much everything here is a list:

1. •one underground telephone cable
   

2. •one Nintendo wii
   

3. •one Xbox 360 cord
   

4. •one pair of cute black panties
   

5. •countless stuffed dog toys
   

6. •countless blankets and towels
   

7. •and  last but not least, 4 pairs of men's size 14 tube socks (at once and they had to be surgically removed )
   

8. •he also  contracted a salmonella infection because he ate a bunch of rabbit poo
   

9. •the vet has given Mr. Bob a gastric bypass of sorts after he ate all the socks. He widened the opening between Bob's stomach and intestine- so things "pass" easier
   

you do the math!!!

I made the mistake of taking Duchess everywhere with me when she was a pup (including work ) so when she got older, and bigger, I started to leave her at home more hat's when the munchies came out:

1. •one pair of really cute boots
   

2. •2 pair of sneakers
   

3. •3 single sneakers
   

4. •one pair of dress shoes
   

5. •the crotch of 4 pairs of cute jeans
   

6. •the buttons off said jeans
   

7. •one backpack
   

8. •one book
   

9. •one pair prescription glasses
   

10. •3 pars of cheap sunglasses
    

11. •one bluetooth headset (this i left in my car and i only ran into the gas station for a minute)
    

12. •one Styrofoam container of sweet and sour sauce
    

13. •they eyeballs off any stuffed animal i own
    

14. •one full sized mattress (ok she didn't eat it but she did chew holes in it -4 to be exact)
    

15. •2 comforters
    

16. •4 sets of sheets
    

17. •3 tubes of toothpaste and 2 toothbrushes 
    

18. •one doggie bed
    

19. •every stuffed toy she has ever owned
    

the list goes on but i fear i am being longwinded

:D   Duchess and Bobby  now sleep in  crates at night as well as any time we are not home.

But for all their flaws-we still love them, and wouldn't trade them for the world.

When we tell other people about their "appetites" they always think we are joking.

thanks for the opportunity to vent!

bobby

duchess

(done eating)