I have what you might call "Double Trouble".  While the neighbors might find Clancy Butterball and Chubbs Butterbean highly entertaining as they drag my 5 year old apple tree around the yard, they are driving me crazy.  To date they have eaten all of our Pottery Barn yard furniture, a digital camera, an armchair, 4 pair of eyeglasses, a digital phone and the cable remote for 2 TV sets.  The only good thing to come out of this has been the fact that they at least had the courtesy to remove the stump on the tree also!  It seems that what one doesn't think of the other one does. Left to their own devices can only spell "Double Trouble" in our household.

P.S. Here they are the little scamps in their disguises!