Ok, I’ll just get right too it...
Scout (the white and brown dog) has eaten a box of heartworm meds, bottle of Prednisone, 2 bottles of toothepaste, sandals, curtains, Lord of the Rings Trilogy (books and video), all boxes from video tape collection and 2 DVDs, trash and underwear. You didn't mention cats being allowed, but Diablo (the cat) has chewed 3 cell phone chargers, main phone line (twice), cordless phone charger and phone line, computer monitor cord, 2 curling iron cords, hair dryer cord, laptop charger and 2 headphone cords. Smiley (the red dog) is a witness.
I feel better already after venting (and trash day). Thank you
