I saw your craigslist ad, and just laughed. I feel your pain, Matt. We adopted our rescue puppy Lily about a year ago. She was (and still is) the cutest thing ever! Then - it began. The chewing!
She ate my daughters iPod, our leather couch, countless dog beds, wooden puzzle toys, sprinklers, hoses, jeans, underwear, towels, crayons, a kiddie pool, a couple of floor rugs, and many other things that I never figured out what they were from the bits left over.
But after the thousands of dollars lost, money cant replace my Lily!