Lolita is by far the biggest culprit when it comes to destroying/eating property.  Although she is somewhat big for her breed, she can melt your heart with her big brown eyes.  She habitually cleans out the cats' litter box, and I've had to purchase a new bird stand for my cockatoo because she climbs into the bird litter to eat all of the pistachio and peanut shells, along with whatever else she can scavenge in there. 

Since I got her as a puppy, she has eaten a bluetooth, a pair of $300 prescription glasses, chewed off all of the corners of an entire Queen Anne, cherry wood bedroom suite (each piece), shoes, pens and the worst and most scary was when she got into my purse and ate an entire package of Vivarin (8 pills) which is caffeine (like No Doz).  When I found the pieces of foil all over my carpet I freaked out, because I knew immediately what had happened.  I couldn't find her and raced around the house expecting to find her dead, but she was under the bed tweaking on all the caffeine.  I called the vet, poison control and googled madly on my computer -- and just had to let it run it's course.  She did have a seizure before all that was over -- but appears to have had no long term effects.  Thank you Jesus. 

Just last night I made the mistake of leaving my nice, warm turkey and rice dinner on the nightstand, only to come back to see her licking the bowl clean before I got a bite.  By the way, Pepe had done the same thing the night before.  When will I learn?  They have full tummies of my dinners for the past two nights -- oh well, I need to lose weight anyway. 

Once I asked for my dinner to be put in a doggie bag, and pulled over to look at a house for sale.  Ten minutes later I came back to an empty styrofoam container... I found a little stash of pulverized ball point pens, plastic utensils, etc. under my bed the other day so I seem to be somewhat ignorant of the total amount of things she is eating around the house.  Usually the blue face tips me off.  I just hope it's never a permanent marker.